Fun uncle or cool aunt candle
Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't always this strict. You should've seen her in high school, oh my lord, she used to...
White 80, hut, hut, hike! I still don't know what that means, but it's something my uncle would've said as he wrestled me and my brothers to the living room with a full beer in his paw while he simultaneously kept his eyes on the tv the whole time, stopping only to shout obscenities at the refs for "cheating" and being "morons." Sure, someone always got injured in the end, but to be honest, rough-housing with the fun uncle was some of the best times we ever had.
Burn time 60 hours