Funny Air Freshners

These wise, funny air fresheners are perfect for the car.  We all know someone who will fit the description. 

They make great stocking stuffers or grab gifts. 

Cool Aunt-smells like wine breath and in appropriate conversation 

Cat people-smells like putting and a fresh hair all under your feet 

Dog people-smells like unconditional love and drool. Lots and lots of drool 

Teachers- smells like grading papers even on your honeymoon

Middle child- smells like largely invisible scent  go ahead, dye your hair purple, no one will notice 

It’s Fine- smells like somebody’s passive aggressive  no really, it’s fine, I’m fine, it’s all fine.  Really 

Dad jokes-smells like groaning kids.  Why do the jokes always happen in the car?

Okay moms- smells like truth and wine  probably lots and lots of wine 

 Social anxiety- smells like a list of pre- planned excuses.  Are you kidding me? I really did break my glass eye and set the waterbed on fire