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Shit Show Candle

$26.50

Welcome to the Shit Show.

Smells like last night .

And basically my whole life, in case you were wondering  

It's poorly-produced, but what would you expect? It only took us six shots of Fireball to get here. Tonight, I mean. The shit show of my life needs no lubricant. All I have to to is roll out of bed, avoid the mirror and slink off to my day job to count the hours until it's happy hour again. And look, it's almost noon already! See you at the bar.

Fireball Shots Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Made in the USA