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The Middle Child Candle


Who are you again?

Largely Invisible Scent 

Go ahead and dye your hair purple.  No one will ever notice.

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba.


Purple Haze (Grape) Scented
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Made in USA